A Mommy Madness Back To School Moment

The PhD: I'm all packed! (for an overnight with his dad)

Me: You have clean underwear? Socks?

The PhD: Yup.

Me: Your toothbrush? Deoderant?

The PhD: Not my deoderant. I don't know where it is.

Me: What do you mean you don't know where it is?

The PhD shrugs.

Me: Wait. Have you not been wearing deoderant all week?

The PhD: Nope.

Me: No wonder you haven't made any new friends at school.

The PhD: Aww, Mom!